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Tax Season is Over
We've just completed another successful tax season at Green T Accounting. We saw a fair amount of new clients and most of our regular clients returned. Minnesota Revenue along with the state's Legislators teamed up to complicate things a bit for some of our clients and us. Minnesota failed to adopt some of the Federal Government's annual renewals. In english: If you took a Federal subtraction for you or your child's education costs, or took a subtraction for $250 of educators expenses, Minnesota Revenue required you to add it back to your Minnesota taxable income. To be complete, there were some other special 2007 Minnesota adjustments as well. But we are thankful for another good year at Tulberg and Greenslit, CPAs, and I'd like to thank our clients for trusting us to take care of their tax returns. Now it's time to relax a bit and see how the fish are biting on Lake Langdon?
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Posted by David Greenslit at 4/21/2008 1:50 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Orono Mound Westonka


Number one son this past year. Remember, it's not really swimming unless you exhale underwater.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 3/10/2008 12:42 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Top ten ways to annoy an IRS Agent.

A little humour break from all the tax return work - Top ten ways to annoy an IRS Agent.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 3/5/2008 12:16 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Tulberg and Greenslit, CPAs
The income tax filing season is moving along with less than 2 months to go. Congress threw us another curve ball this year with the Income Tax Rebate. Some people's income is low enough so that they are not required to file a return with the IRS. Many low income do qualify for the Income Tax Rebate, but to get it, they are required to file a return. So we have a little extra business this year filing these extra returns. Jan, our secretary, and most valuable employee, continues doing an outstanding job. My father, will be back soon from down South to help out during March and April.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 2/18/2008 12:16 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Andre
Rob and Jing Fang have a new son, Andre who was born on February 7th at the Waconia Hospital. Congratulations are in order, and it's only 18 short years until he's off to college.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 2/18/2008 11:40 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Parking lot
Here's a tree that fell onto our Green-T parking lot during a big wind. It's slowly being turned into firewood.

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Posted by David Greenslit at 11/25/2007 7:03 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Carrot


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25 Skills Every Man Should Know
From Popular Mechanics, 25 Skills Every Man Should Know:

1. Patch a radiator hose
2. Protect your computer
3. Rescue a boater who as capsized
4. Frame a wall
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
8. Fix a dead outlet
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
13. Fillet a fish
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
18. Mix concrete
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
20. Change oil and filter
21. Hook up an HDTV
22. Bleed brakes
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat
25. Extend your wireless network

http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/home_journal_news/4221635.html

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Posted by David Greenslit at 9/13/2007 4:19 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
North pole
This North Pole picture, received from my uncle, gave me an idea about a science lesson for my kids. The North and South poles are unique places. At the right time of year, when the pole was pointing as much as it can towards the sun, the sun would only go around the sky, not rising or falling. The moon, if it started out as in this picture, would slowly move away from the sun at the rate of about 8 degrees a day. I think the moon moves from side to side here and does rise and set. It is close to eclipsing the sun here, but missed it by a bit.  Bigger image
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Posted by David Greenslit at 9/9/2007 2:11 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Langdon Bay
This is Langdon Bay, our private lake. The water tower is really about a mile away by our house. The bell tower, with real bells belongs to Our Lady of the Lake Catholic Church. An example of humor from Mound, is to call it "Our Lady of the Swamp". I haven't called it that since I was a kid.  Bigger image
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Posted by David Greenslit at 8/4/2007 10:59 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Langdon Bay Angel
This was taken at the end of the day looking West over Langdon Bay. It looks like an angel to me.  Bigger image
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Posted by David Greenslit at 8/4/2007 10:56 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Old Dock on Langdon Bay
Here we are on the S. S. Minnow looking at an old dock. We could see the carp swirling around in the muck, and then got stuck in the muck. I remember many years ago, it must of been my Dad, throwing the anchor in front of the pontoon, and then pulling it in to move. So I did that to get us unstuck. The days catch was a catfish and a small crappie.  Bigger image
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Posted by David Greenslit at 8/4/2007 10:42 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Mohawks (Whitehawks) record board

The record board for the Whitehawks Swim and Dive team.

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Posted by David Greenslit at 7/31/2007 4:43 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Long Lake Creek
Long Lake Creek seen from Brown Road. This connects Long Lake in Long Lake to Lake Minnetonka.

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Posted by David Greenslit at 7/31/2007 2:24 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Big Corn in Olivia
Here's the corn at Oliva's Corn Capital Days parade last Saturday. The Mayor of Oliva is following.

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Posted by David Greenslit at 7/31/2007 1:59 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Mount Saint Corn
Here's Mount Saint Corn. We found a nice shady place to watch the parade that last about 2 hours.

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Posted by David Greenslit at 7/31/2007 12:18 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Meire Grove Band
Meire Grove is up by Sauk Centre. I noticed a little German flavor to their music. They also played in the Olivia's Nester Park that day.

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Posted by David Greenslit at 7/31/2007 12:17 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Olivia Elevator
The Co-Op Country Farmers Elevator.

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Posted by David Greenslit at 7/31/2007 12:16 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Corn Capital Days in Olivia
Don't miss Corn Capital Days in Olivia, Minnesota:

http://ver2.oliviachamber.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=21&Itemid=48


Olivia is the Corn Capital of the World and there will be fun for all ages this weekend.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 7/25/2007 11:20 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Parade
This is the Spirit of the Lakes Parade in Mound. This is the Northwest Tonka Lions float.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 7/22/2007 4:50 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Rockets
These are Estes model rockets that they built with a little help from me. We used A8-3 engines, and launched them at the WRA Park in Minnetrista during the past two days. The score is Dad 5 and Rocket eating Trees 0. It was successful, though the oldest one slept through 3 of the launches . 
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Posted by David Greenslit at 7/15/2007 10:17 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Weeding in Minnetrista
This was Friday's activity, weeding Rob and Jing Fong's garden in Minnetrista. I had an enthusiastic crew. You can see the corn in front and broccoli or cauliflower in back.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 7/15/2007 10:11 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Misery
My uncle informs me that we have a 2nd Greenslit on Wikipedia. John Greenslit, is the guitarist of the band punk band Misery: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misery_%28band%29  
The first Greenslit on Wikipedia is off course Witch Ann.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 7/8/2007 7:05 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Bird Nest
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Off to Gray Wolf
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Add Grenslitt to the list
I just received an email from someone who visited the main site. The last name was Grenslitt which is a new spelling of the name to me. A big WELCOME to all the Grenslitts of the world.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 6/18/2007 2:14 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
4 Pound Carp

4 Pound, 2 foot Carp caught on a Golden Shiner, and then released. This is the first Carp caught in 3 years of fishing on Langdon, but I suspect the Bay is full of them. 
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Posted by David Greenslit at 6/16/2007 11:11 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
7th Grade graduation
Graduation from 7th grade at Grandview. Next year it's the Senior High. The gentleman pictured, handing out the certificates is of normal height.

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Posted by David Greenslit at 6/16/2007 10:55 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Wikipedia article on Ann
It came as a surprise to me that the Wikipedia article on Ann has not been written yet, so I wrote it. Wikipedia articles are a process, and I expect others to improve the article. Yes I do have at least one person in mind for that, and have asked her to do so.

See the article here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Pudeator  and check back later too, in a few months.

The humor of the day is that the questioned was raised if I hadn't violated my own copyright by copying and pasting something from my main site into the article, which I more or less did. Wikipedia must have bots that search it and the Internet and compare the two. I explained to Wikipedia that everything should be fine.

Ann is notable as they say on Wikipedia. Whether or not other Greenslits are, I don't know? Mont might rate a mention in the Morton, MN entry. John was a mayor of Morton, and might be listed that way.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 6/16/2007 10:39 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The Hanson farm house
This picture was taken in the last week of May. The house is in Belle River Township in Douglas County. It's front yard, the one you are looking across, was our wiffle ball field. Third base has since been cut down. On the extreme left, there was grass perhaps a foot tall, that ones hit had to reach, to get a home run.  A ball reaching the grass was, "In the weeds."
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Posted by David Greenslit at 6/5/2007 10:30 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The Busy Woman's Guide to Clean
WebMD Feature from "Prevention" Magazine By Martha Schindler Connors

No time? No problem. A healthy home doesn't require as much scrubbing, dusting, and disinfecting as you thought

I grew up in a spotless house, but apparently cleanliness isn't an inherited trait. Frankly, I don't want to clean. I don't like it and I don't have time for it. But I also don't want my family living in a germ-ridden petri dish.  MORE

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Posted by David Greenslit at 5/29/2007 10:24 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
7 habits of people with great memories
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Morton Calendar
Morton Events
Lower Sioux 28th Annual Traditional Wacipi
Friday, June 08, 2007

4th of July Celebration and Fireworks
Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Besides just a 4th of July Celebration  with fireworks-there is a Flea Market, Special Olympic Volleyball Tournaments, Youth Activities, Food and Concessions, Pork Chop Feed, a kids' pedal pull contest.  All vendors welcome! Contact city hall for your spot to be reserved!  Indoor and outdoor sites available.  Come join the fun!Vendors are all welcome - no set up fees! Vendors will be accepted until July 4th!


20th Annual Morton Open
Saturday, August 04, 2007
The golf tournament takes place the first weekend in August.  The tournament is sponsered by the Morton Liquor Store.  Participants need to have connections to Morton through childhood, marriage, or current employment.  Sign up will begin on Saturday, July 1st and continue until the board is full. 

Scarecrow Festival
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Celebration of a wonderful summer and short but pleasant summer!  Flea market and craft vendors welcome.  Scarecrow contests,pumpkin decorating contect, food vendors, horse & buggy rides.  Come and visit and you will find something for everyone to enjoy!!

New feature for this year's celebration will be a pie baking contest. 

For details please contact city hall...


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Posted by David Greenslit at 5/28/2007 8:12 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Catch


12 1/2 inch bass. 1 1/4 pounds. Caught on corn, and released. Bass season opens this Saturday, I think.

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Posted by David Greenslit at 5/23/2007 10:24 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The Soda Pop Bottle Pontoon
Here's the S.S. Minnow. The name that came in 2nd was Catfish Hunter. It is one of the few known soda pop bottle pontoon boats. Expand the picture by clicking on it, and see where the near pontoon burst along a bend during its winter spent in the ice along the shore. A few days of wind drove the pontoon against the rocky shore and holed it. You can also see a few of the plastic soda pop bottles. Al Gore would be proud to own this pontoon.

I hate to admit this, but I tried lowering the bay by cleaning out the creek, which flows out of the bay, to increase its flow. It was an attempt to lower the 140 acre bay by about a foot, so I could trailer the thing out. Not surprisingly, that didn't work.

The following Spring, a year ago, several other attempts were made to raise the Minnow. One included inverted pickle buckets, that pushed against the underside of the deck, when filled with air. There is a very small chance that might have worked, but the wind came up one day after the ice was out, and further damaged the pontoon, separating most of the deck from the pontoons. Finally, a come along was purchased and over the course of about 4 hours, the one filled with water was dragged out. The other pontoon, was mostly undamaged and was easy to get out.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 5/17/2007 11:39 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Hauling the pontoon out
Here the pontoon is in the process of being removed from the bay. The tree in the picture was the first hard point to attach the come along to, as the damaged pontoon was first winched along the shore for about 30 feet. The hitch of my truck was the next anchor used for the come along. Slowly turning the pontoon through a right angle while continuing to pull it forward. The deck sections were thrown into a pile to be worked on later. Plywood is a wonderful thing. Even though some of the edges of the deck were frozen into the bay for the Winter, the deck is still strong enough, and still being used.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 5/17/2007 11:14 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Re-assembly
Here you can see the pontoons safe and sound on high ground ready to receive their soda pop bottles. Small holes were cut along the tops, in order to get them in. The source of so many bottles was the local Westonka Recreational Park. The idea to do this, was arrived at with the help of a relative who shall remain nameless to protect the innocent. My calculation is that the 60% of the water is displaced by bottles, but I figured that using the back of a cocktail napkin.

Expand the picture and then notice what I call the tabs on top of the pontoons that the cross beams attach to. Some were pretty badly ripped by the wind and waves, and I suppose the ice too. The tabs have not been repaired, but enough remain to do the job. There are 11 cross beams and originally 44 tabs. The beams were attached to the pontoons using of course, carriage bolts that had rusted. Carriage bolts are the devils invention, because you can't put a wrench on them. So out came the mini grinder to burn them off, so that the beams could be re-attached to the tabs that were still good. Looking back, I wish I had paid more attention to leveling the whole thing. The re-assembled frame structure is pretty rigid and not quite true, but perhaps over time it will find its balance, as wave action works on the connections. Some had to be re-tightened this year. Even though all beam to pontoon connections have lock washers, there is some shifting and movement, and that seems logical.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 5/17/2007 10:46 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The Phoenix rises from the ashes
OK, maybe calling the S. S. Minnow the Phoenix of Egyptian Myth is a little over dramtic. But here's the old Firebird sporting a fresh coat of paint and ready to launch, which happened Thursday.

The soda pop bottle pontoon had a successful last year except for one mis-hap. A strong wind once again found the Minnow foundering on the rocks, and two more sections were holed. The boat has a total of 12 for safety reasons. Last year we filled 8 of the them with bottles and tested the other 4 by filling them water and seeing if they leaked? After buying some new water pump parts, we had our count. We just recently finished filling 2 more section with bottles. The Minnow is now 10/12s full of bottles. The good part of the mis-hap is she's more level now, as the one side floats a little lower now. Yes, last year, she did tilt a bit to starboard. I didn't notice any list today, but I wasn't looking for it either.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 5/17/2007 10:33 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Whatever floats your boat
It was my Uncle who came up with the title of this post. Here the S.S. Minnow is Thursday as we launched it into Langdon Bay, our private lake on the edge of downtown Mound. Since boats cannot get from here to the Big Lake, it has virtually no traffic. The boat has 20 X 8 foot deck and is powered by a 30 pounds of thrust electric motor and has a top speed of about 2 miles per hour. 

My two sons each have their different strong points. This one here re-assembled the pontoon about as much as I did. I helps to have someone small to crawl under the pontoon and turn a wrench when you're in your mid-forties. Each connection between the cross beams and the pontoons consists of a bolt, a nut, a large washer, a small washer and a lock washer, in the right order. He got every connection right. Of such small things, is life made of.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 5/17/2007 9:48 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Green Bay Happenings
The news from Green Bay is that a certain Greenslit has been awarded a $10,000 Wal-Mart college scholarship. The recipient is the granddaughter of Lee Greenslit and Jan Halverson.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 4/24/2007 5:14 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Tax season is over
The news from Mound MN, is we had another successful income tax season at Tulberg & Greenslit, CPAs (Green T Accounting). It's time now to relax a bit, and take care of some maintenance projects, and just be available to help our clients with their off season issues. Launching the pontoon will get high priority, as well as finally deciding on its name, either "Catfish Hunter" or the "S. S. Minnow".
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Posted by David Greenslit at 4/18/2007 1:03 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Minnesota Facts

HERE ARE SOME LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT MINNESOTA:

MINNESOTA BECAME THE 32nd STATE ON MAY 11, 1858 AND WAS ORIGINALLY SETTLED BY A LOST TRIBE OF NORWEGIANS SEEKING REFUGE FROM THE SEARING HEAT OF WISCONSIN'S WINTERS.

MINNESOTA GETS IT'S NAME FROM THE SIOUX INDIAN WORD "MAH-NEE-SOO-TAH", MEANING "NO, REALLY, THEY EAT FISH SOAKED IN LYE".

COKATO, MINNESOTA IS KNOWN AS "THE LUTEFISK CAPITAL OF THE WORLD". AVOID THIS CITY AT ALL COSTS.

THE STATE MOTTO OF MINNESOTA IS, "WHERE EVEN A MAN WHO WEARS A FEATHER BOA CAN GROW UP TO BE GOVERNOR."

THE HORMEL COMPANY OF AUSTIN , MINNESOTA PRODUCES 6 MILLION CANS OF SPAM A YEAR, EVEN THOUGH NO ONE ACTUALLY EATS IT.

WATER SKIS WERE INVENTED IN 1922 IN LAKE CITY , MINNESOTA BY RALPH SAMUELSON. SADLY, HE DROWNED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS, AS THE MOTORBOAT HADN'T BEEN INVENTED YET.

IN 1973 OLIVIA , MINNESOTA ERECTED A 25-FOOT TALL FIBERGLASS CORN COB TO CELEBRATE ITS RICH, AGRICULTURAL HERITAGE. THEN IN 1974 IT WAS EATEN BY A 50-FOOT STATUE OF BABE THE BLUE OX. YES MINNESOTA HAS A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH STATUE CANNIBALISM.

FRANK C. MARS, FOUNDER OF THE MARS CANDY CO. WAS BORN IN NEWPORT, MINNESOTA. HIS 3 MUSKETEERS CANDY BAR ORIGINALLY CONTAINED THREE BARS IN ONE WRAPPER, EACH FILLED WITH A DIFFERENT FLAVOR NOUGAT - CHOCOLATE, SPAM AND LUTEFISK.

AUTHOR LAURA INGALLS WILDER WAS BORN IN WALNUT CREEK, MINNESOTA, AND WAS FAMOUS FOR WRITING THE "LITTLE HOUSE" SERIES OF BOOKS, AS WELL AS INVENTING THE "SPAM DIET" - WHICH CONSISTS OF LOOKING AT A PLATE OF SPAM UNTIL YOU LOSE YOUR APPETITE. MUCH LIKE THE "LUTEFISK DIET".

THE SNOWMOBILE WAS INVENTED IN ROSEAU, MINNESOTA SO AS TO ALLOW FAMILIES A MEANS OF ATTENDING INDEPENDENCE DAY PICNICS.

MINNESOTANS ARE ALMOST INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM WISCONSINITES. THE ONLY WAY TO TELL THEM APART IS TO ASK IF THEY VOTED FOR MONDALE IN '84.

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Posted by David Greenslit at 4/15/2007 4:38 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Mound Westonka's 2007 MS Track and Field schedule
Here's a link to the Mound Westonka MS Track schedule:  Track Schedule
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Posted by David Greenslit at 4/7/2007 6:08 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Beans

The Official SAT Question of the Day™

Saturday, March 31, 2007
 

Choose the word or set of words that, when inserted in the sentence, best fits the meaning of the sentence as a whole.

A remarkably ------- plant, the soybean yields not only dairylike products, but also flour, cooking oil, and sprouts.

  1. click to choose answer A   imperishable
  2. click to choose answer B   resistant
  3. click to choose answer C   tedious
  4. click to choose answer D   incessant
  5. click to choose answer E   versatile

© 2007 The College Board. The College Board, 45 Columbus Avenue, New York, NY, 10023-6992. College Board, SAT, and the acorn logo are registered trademarks of the College Board. The Official SAT Question of the Day, The Official SAT Online Course, and The Official SAT Study Guide are trademarks owned by the College Board.

A true farmer refers to them as "Beans".

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ebay

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Garfield
Try clicking on "Random Strip" 
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OMW Dive Team
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The Local - Nelson Minnesota
Here is a recollection by my Grandmother, Hazel Hanson of Nelson Minnesota: Train
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Have a Gneiss Day
"Some of the oldest rocks in the world include the gneiss found in the Minnesota River Valley. The Morton Gneiss, which is 3.6 billion years old, is a coarsely crystalline, foliated metamorphic rock... Gneiss is quarried for use as building stone and monuments. You can find outcrops of gneiss near Morton (the famous “Rainbow Gneiss”), Redwood Falls, Sacred Heart and Ortonville." - from the U of Minnesota's site

Gneiss is pronounced nice. Cold Spring Granite Incorporated still quarries what is also called Rainbow Granite from Morton. It's my guess that the Minnesota River Valley which really cuts deeply into the land at Morton, is the reason that the granite is accessible.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 1/18/2007 5:07 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Gerald R. Ford remembered

Do you remember where you where on March 28, 1969? For those unborn, it was the day that Dwight Eisenhower passed away. Our 34th President died peacefully at Washington D.C.’s Walter Reed Hospital.

With the passing of Gerald R. Ford this week, instant memories come flooding back to a similar personal experience of being in the USA Capitol during the memorial services.

Our job with the State of North Dakota has included an annual budget hearing with the U.S. House Interior and Insular Affairs committee to support the federal Land and Water Conservation Fund Act. I represented the National Association of State Outdoor Recreation Liaison Officers.

Travel arrangements were booked with NWA flights and room reservations at the famous Willard Hotel. Then, Ike passed away. The hearings were postponed one day later, but we were unable to change plans to travel. The crush on hotel space in particular made the decision rather easy, arrive on the original schedule or get bumped. The trip from Bismarck went as scheduled.

Wash. D.C. was a very solemn city, but the taxi ride from National Airport and Hotel check-in went smoothly. It was late afternoon, so the bags were unpacked and TV turned on. The black and white set was covering every move of funeral arrangement.

The old Willard Hotel was rapidly filling up with funeral attendees, however. It appeared to be prudent to catch an early dinner, so down the elevator to check out a seafood restaurant. Much to my surprise and delight, the lobby was occupied with 8-10 GOP leaders from North Dakota. The delegation was the “official ND party”, and had assembled to go to dinner with Congressman Tom Kleppe (Bismarck) and Mark Andrews (Fargo).

They most graciously invited me to join them, so we were off in two crowded taxi’s to Hogates which is the local tourist trap seafood restaurant. Kleppe and Andrews met us at the table.

Dinner was upbeat, tasty and non-partisan, particularly for the only Democratic appointment of Governor William Guy at the table. We ate well, and Dutch treat as per North Dakota style and tradition!

The group split into several post-dinner destinations, however Congressman Mark Andrews asked if any of us wanted to tour the Capitol and see the Eisenhower casket lying in state in the Rotunda.

Not to be too shy, I was first on in the Congressman’s town car. We drove the 20 some blocks to Capitol to an underground garage. A simple wave by Andrews to the security guards gave us swift passage to these private areas.

Andrews, a long time Fargo history buff, took us first to the floor of the House of Representatives. He pointed out the bench seats, bullet holes that remained from a Puerto Ricans attempt to shoot up the place and we sat in the Speakers Chair. I recall pounding the gavel.

Our next stop was Statuary Hall, as he pointed out figures from each of the States and various national figures. We were met at the Rotunda entrance by a Marine guard, who simply visited briefly with Andrews and escorted us to a set of risers reserved for Members of Congress and their families.

We stayed almost an hour as the public came in the east entrance and exited to west stops toward the Lincoln Memorial. About every 10 minutes, Foreign Embassy ambassadors arrived with wreaths to be placed with help of the Marine Honor Guards. Each wreath remained for about 10 minutes, then was removed to a holding area to make room for the next wreath.

It was approaching midnight as Andrews waved us on to a final stop in the Rotendra. We were admitted to the flower/wreath holding area, with a chance to read the cards from Presidents, Kings, Queens and Celebrities.

We headed for the town car and back to the Willard. A minister from Belfield wanted to stop by the Lincoln Memorial and walk back to the Hotel. Andrews drove to the Memorial, but waited for the preacher to pay his respects. We circled the White House grounds enroute back to our Hotel. It was almost 2 a.m. when we hit the elevator button.

The next day was consumed with reading the Washington Post and staying close to the TV. Several trips down to the lobby and street was very reflective as the sound of respect and silence prevailed.

Watching the ceremony at the Capitol was fascinating. As the procession left the Capitol, driving down Constitutional Avenue to the National Cathedral, I simply grabbed my coat and hit the elevator button.

Arrival at the street provided a short wait and opportunity to see the procession whisk by. Gerald Ford’s arrangements are very similar. I had many personal opportunities to visit with him in his role as Congressman from Michigan. But, that’s another story.

- John Greenslit of Lansing Michigan, grandson of Mont Greenslit

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Posted by David Greenslit at 1/3/2007 1:59 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
A Redneck Christmas
In a small Alabama town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.  But one small feature bothered me: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.  She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some
pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.  Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"

Let me add that you get a red neck from picking rocks, and I do pick rocks.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 12/18/2006 9:08 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Corn Production Facts
To produce 100 bushels of corn in the U.S. it required:

75 to 90 labor hours and 2.5 acres in 1850
15 to 20 labor hours and 2.5 acres in 1930
      2.75 labor hours and 1 1/8 acre in 1987 
          2 labor hours and 1 acre today

99.9 million corn acres in 1935
81.7 million corn acres in 2005

  24.2 bushel per acre, average corn yield in 1935
147.9 bushel per acre, average corn yield in 2005

  2 million bushels, corn production in 1935
11 million bushels, corn production in 2005


From: AgWeb.com
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Posted by David Greenslit at 12/15/2006 2:39 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Orono Westonka 2006-2007 Swim and Dive team schedule
Here is the Orono Westonka 2006-2007 Men's Swim and Dive team schedule: Orono Swim Schedule  If you have a Greenslit schedule you would like posted, you first need to convert it to a pdf file for me. This is easy to do using a free program called Primopdf. Download version 3.0. Once it is installed, you send a document to your printer, but select your new Primopdf printer from amongst the list of all your printers. That then boots up the program that converts your document to a pdf, which you can then email. Pdf documents will always print correctly. Any time I have a document to email, I convert it to a pdf file. Everyone has Adobe Reader, and what you have just created, is universal and easy to use. I am not affiliated with Primopdf.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 12/11/2006 10:03 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
New Las Vegas 1/2 Marathon Results
Jason Greenslit ran in the New Las Vegas 1/2 Marathon on Sunday. The route included the Las Vegas Strip.
Route


2747 of 7147 Time 2:14:08 11965 JASON GREENSLIT LORETTO   MN  34 265 M
Results

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Posted by David Greenslit at 12/11/2006 3:53 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Christmas Trivia
La Befana is a kindly Italian witch, who rides a broomstick down the chimney to deliver toys into the stockings of Italian children. The legends say that Befana was sweeping her floors when the three Wise Men stopped and asked her to come to see the Baby Jesus. She said that she was too busy and then later, she changed her mind but it was too late. So, the tradition says that to this day, she goes out on Christmas Eve searching for the Holy Child, leaving gifts for him in each household. 

The Puritans forbade the singing of Christmas carols.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 12/5/2006 10:02 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Brian & Gloria Greenslit in the news
Pheasants Forever magazine has an article about Brian and Gloria Greenslit of Birch Coulee Township, and the good things they are doing as "conservation minded" farmers. See the article here: Programs

Do you have your own Greenslit news items? Leave a comment on the web log if you do.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 11/6/2006 1:24 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Elections 2006
This is from Uncle John who lives in Michigan, writes in an email:

"Nephew David running for write-in candidate locally, candidate for any open race, just fill in blanks!  As recently elected Precinct Delegate, I may hold family lead as first Greenslit to win an election.  Final vote was 383 to 0....unopposed!  No background check or litmus test for office, may have cinched race.   No big aspirations, however.  Will not have to file campaign finance committee, as zero spending is under criminal threshold.  Looks like no future in either party.
Klobuchar looks like winner in North Star State, so DFL keeps seat.  National Senate GOP committee pulled final weeks funds, also here and Ohio.  Looks like May 7th hangover." 

The advantages of my Un-campaign are: Only one sign to take down after the election, no costs, no campaign filings, and no promises made. Klobuchar is the daughter of Jim Klobuchar, former sports columnist, and current writer.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 10/19/2006 7:24 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Halloween Trivia
By Sean Carter:

Orange and black are Halloween colors because orange is the color of Fall, of harvest and black stands for death, decay and darkness.

Black cats are believed to be witch's familiars who protected their powers. It's also believed that witches sometimes move about in the guise of black cats.

Hazel nuts were believed to have mystical powers which helped one see the future. The nut was (or so was believed) at its strongest on Halloween night. For this reason, the Halloween night was also called 'Nutcrack Night' in England.

The school board of Hillsborough NJ shuns all religious observances in its premises. They have replaced Halloween with a 'Fall Festival' and Valentine's day with 'Special Person Day'.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 10/12/2006 11:25 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
RSS Feeds and Subscribing
Learn how you can use a free NEWS READER to have news and blogs delivered to your desk-top in real time. See RSS Feeds below, and learn how to use the little orange boxes on the right? You can also "Subscribe" on the right sidebar and have new entries and/or comments of the blog delivered to your email in-box.

RSS FEEDS AND HOW TO USE THEM: You can subscribe to this or any blog and have it delivered to you desk top. There is a world of RSS (Really Simple Syndication) feeds out there from Yahoo!, MSNBC, Google, and more specific sources like this one. You can find Sports feeds, Recipes feeds, Children’s feeds, Health feeds, and in a new twist some employers even have feeds for their employees. Perhaps the world is changing and now we have these things to understand? I have tried out a free RSS reader from SharpReader. With a little work, it took me 10 minutes to set up, you can be in business. It monitors the feeds, and brings you new ones. You can minimize it. RSS feeds are easy to grab. First download SharpReader at: www.SharpReader.com and install it. Go to "Syndicate This Blog" on the right, right click on where it says, “Entries RSS 2.0”, click COPY SHORTCUT, then bring up the reader, click on FILE, then OPEN RSS FEED then paste what you just copied into the box, click on OK then click on the SUBSCRIBE button. That’s it. And after a few times of doing this, you’ll be able to grab a feed in 30 seconds. I recommend the SharpReader and value your input about it.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 9/30/2006 11:49 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Craig Greenslit in the News

Beck, a chief financial officer when he's not swimming, biking or running, researched times and credentials for athletes in the competition that brought amateur state champions to Excelsior, Minn.

Donley finished seventh among women, and Beck was eighth among men. Their combined time of 4 hours, 14 minutes, 35 seconds earned them the team championship by two seconds over Craig Greenslit and Wendy Mader of Colorado.

On a day when winds whipped up waves during the 1,500-meter swim in Lake Minnetonka and buffeted riders during the 40-kilometer bike and 10-kilometer run legs, Donley said she and Beck were amazed by the thought they beat the nation's best.

Complete Story

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Posted by David Greenslit at 9/30/2006 11:19 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Welcome to the Greenslit Blog
This is the new Greenslit Blog. I am David Greenslit, a Birch Coulee Greenslit whose ancestors picked rocks in Renville County Minnesota over 100 years ago. Share with us your thoughts or family news please. The Blog is moderated by me, meaning your post may not show up for a day or two. New to www.Greenslit.net are 2 RSS Feeds from RootsWeb. They have discussions about Salem Witches, and our family name. I am new to Blogging so have patience if we have some technical difficulties.
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Posted by David Greenslit at 9/21/2006 1:19 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)